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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v115? (I will fight you)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 90 seconds

If for no other reason - one must go to Fred's to listen to Will Rogers be misquoted and, oh I guess the stiffest drink in the greater 94043! Thats right - Fred's challenges anyone in Mountain View to find me a deeper pour than the glass magic of the Mad Finn! www.fredsplace.tv

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky 116? (Migration In)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 116 seconds

Rare footage of the Saturday cross parking lot migration of the North American Great White drunk (imbiber gros americanus). See as he is captured shapeshifting! John Q Public to Mark Edwin Lawrence to Sparky! Butterfly to Larva to chrysalis...right before our eyes! Also added bonus - Will Rogers misquote thrown in for free! (Also: the ATF should be notified about his massive weapons cache)

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v8? Sunok - back that sh*t up!
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 66 seconds

Sparky is the Tornado (with hollandaise) This goes out to the boys in OAKTOWN!

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LIVE: Obama in Berlin Commentary: Sparky\ LIVE: Obama in Berlin Commentary: Sparky's View! WFDTS v222?
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 136 seconds

Mark Edwin Lawrence drops truth! Sparky has his views on Obama and on a string of of other completely unrelated subjects. Yes, despite Obama giving the first global president speech -- and eloquently describing the fate of humanity in 2008...Sparky takes the contrarian path! What are you going to do about it? Quiet Democratic Republicans! Usumptuos! Sheer genius

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v229? John P. Public!
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 162 seconds

Sparky is scared. Scared about speed, about digital convergence and what they are saying about him in Iraq on the 6 o'clock news. John P Public Rocks!
Not to be confused - Sparky also is John Q Public
http://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=MgFFix tLaLU&NR=1

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v114? (Africa vs Me)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 100 seconds

Sparky lays out his theory that Africans live better than him. Comme ci, Comme ca? Silicone Valley? Just genius!

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v98v3?
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 106 seconds

Mark has the answer!

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v167? Slingin' Rock!
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 122 seconds

Note how Sparky's hands shake (with his long lady like fingernails) as he realizes how much @#$&#&$#& he can buy. Sparky grew a beard over the course of the last 30 days. He won some money - he claims he is getting his tooth fixed. Ha! Additionally - he threatens to run for President. Empty promises are meaningless Mark. Wilson Sonsini

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v113? (Old Sausage Casings)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 49 seconds

When Sparky eats - he eats like the Gods. Except these are not the denizens of the clouds but rather dumpsters. Old Sausage Casings from Old (time) Germantown, Pennsylvania. Heaven - thy name is covered in golden mustard and wrapped in a roll (and/or bun) with sauerkraut -- and shoved into the tooth missing mouth which tastes of
cigarettes and whiskey!

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky 178? Corn cob in Ass!
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 128 seconds

They came across a box and when they opened it they found a box filled with mircales. Here is just one - he will run for President with a corncob in ass!

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v75? (THREESOME - The Beginning _ Taboo))
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 12 seconds

Sparky recreates the horrific rape scene from Big Dan's bar in MA. Sparky beautifully and poignantly portrays Jodie Foster. He moves us all with his words. Big thanks to the Heathers!

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky? Osama F U!
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 93 seconds

Easter Eve - Jesus is in the cave and Sparky has risen! Here his Sunday afternoon, Easter Day, take on reality and also Sparky threatens Osama Bin Laden as well. Sparky dares Osama bin Laden to come to Fred's Place in Mountain View, CA and - Sparky will punch him in the face and piss on his feet.

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v148? (Boston Pete)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 119 seconds

*Jennifer Love Hewitt* owes Sparky money. And Jordana Brewster is gorgeous but is not from the Mayflower. Lastly, Boston Pete Rules! DNA Hunters of the World - Unite. Big Shout out to MissPiggyAteMyPants!

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v71?
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 55 seconds

See Sparky artfully dodge his questioners crafty inquiry. Many observers see this as Sparky's first foray into politics - perhaps even the foundation for his forthcoming presidential run. See him dodge her tricky question, and bridge beautifully to the answers America wants and needs!

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What\ What's For Dinner Tonight Sparky v166? (Lola)
Posted by: Earthstepr

Video duration: 40 seconds

Sparky loves him some Heidi's pie. American all the way - Sparky lays out his gourmet feast. (The System Editor's Note: He later stole pizza left on the bar and then lectured me on how I had to increase my life insurance if I wanted to skydive). Special thanks to Lola - Amazing blonde!

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